I think I did this wrong...

Like a lemming, I do whatever Lindy does.
She Googled her name and the word "should" and came up with answers.
I had been misusing the Google Crystal Ball this whole time.
Though, what came up for me didn't make much sense, since my name is also a regular noun.
So I used my daughter's name.
Apparently, at 2.5 years old, she:

• should just lay in a hole and rot
• should employ explicit evidence-based methadone-dosing protocols
• should have her own myspace
• should develop an obsession with snow
• should look into the job posting and apply
• should be made King
• should be able to do well financially
• should attend the next meeting
• should invite the neighborhood over