Like a lemming, I do whatever Lindy does.
She Googled her name and the word "should" and came up with answers.
I had been misusing the Google Crystal Ball this whole time.
Though, what came up for me didn't make much sense, since my name is also a regular noun.
So I used my daughter's name.
Apparently, at 2.5 years old, she:
- should just lay in a hole and rot
- should employ explicit evidence-based methadone-dosing protocols
- should have her own myspace
- should develop an obsession with snow
- should look into the job posting and apply
- should be made King
- should be able to do well financially
- should attend the next meeting
- should invite the neighborhood over
2 comments:
I love it, Crystal! I especially like "should be made King." I'll let you lemming after me if I can lemming after you (well, I'll try, anyway).
Nice blog you have, thanks for posting
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