24.10.07

I think I did this wrong...

Like a lemming, I do whatever Lindy does.
She Googled her name and the word "should" and came up with answers.
I had been misusing the Google Crystal Ball this whole time.
Though, what came up for me didn't make much sense, since my name is also a regular noun.
So I used my daughter's name.
Apparently, at 2.5 years old, she:

  • should just lay in a hole and rot
  • should employ explicit evidence-based methadone-dosing protocols
  • should have her own myspace
  • should develop an obsession with snow
  • should look into the job posting and apply
  • should be made King
  • should be able to do well financially
  • should attend the next meeting
  • should invite the neighborhood over

2 comments:

Lindy said...

I love it, Crystal! I especially like "should be made King." I'll let you lemming after me if I can lemming after you (well, I'll try, anyway).

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